conformalsquid:

aylakurone:

deleteyourlife:

i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

is this for real because holy shit

Wat

You’d probably have to be high to understand this

asktheenderninja:

ask-wisp-and-jacob:

suburbano55:

scpcontainmentbreach-fandomstuck:

sheadyhoovesandfriends:

iluvendermen:

overpoweredtentaclechevaro:

ask-dizzylollipop:

ask-jameskb1:

cadetnguyen:

applebloom-rp:

ask-shrunk-rainbowdash:

ask-dunerobinson:

My brother’s guitar.Yes!

((HOW THE HELL IS GUM GONNA SAVE ME FROM A UNICORN!?!?))

((A dustbin…really?!))

Got a fan :|

Laptop

my fat sleeping cat :l

((A Closet))

My hand is on my right… I’ll use my hand to save my hands!

a spear

Im in my kitchen, a kitchen knife

my father’s guitar

<w<+

A pillow fight to the death it is then.

Aaaw yeah. Step ladder to the face.

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So… what would you choose?

jack-spicer09:

lord-nightmare:

vastderp:

alisonofagun:

This person believes that mental health IS physical health

yep

Because I have 20 billion problems, yes…))

So true… ((Same here, Jack.))

This demotivational poster has a tendency to give me mixed emotions, them being;

1. Annoyance that the maker of it didn’t understand the fucking sarcasm
2. Amusement at how well it shows that sarcasm is a double-edged sword that can easily bite you in the ass.

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weareautomata:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

P

there are children on this site

piefacemcgee:

punch-a-your-buns:

creaseintime:

ambidextrousmalpractice:

sid3walkchalk:

theworldatourfeet:

thearchangeltrickster:

teacupballerina:

twigwise:

loriarty:

mandie-in-wonderland:

Now see here all you lucky bitches growing up bragging about yo’ nickelodeon and disney channel and cartoon network and whateva cable crap
well some of us didn’t have cable
we had antennas
we had ANTENNAS
I am here to pay homage to the ANTENNAS and to the parents who had to tweak them all the goshfrakkin time just so we didn’t have a crinkly crappy picture on our PBS KIDS

So Here are some things in memory of PBS Kids….

Mr. Rogers Neighborhood

Clifford The Big Red Dog

Caillou


Arthur

Between The Lions

Dragon Tales

Zoboomafoo

Redwall

Teletubbies

…..and let us not forget the very few commercials, which mostly consisted of…

“Juicy Juice….100% Juice! For 100% Kids!”

Chuck-E-Cheese…Where a Kid Can Be a Kid!!

And never forget after every show….

so do not forget everyone

this is MY childhood
some of us had antennas, not cables.
thank you :)

I think you are forgetting someone very very important!

FUCKERS YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE

Z O O M BITCHES

im sorry but wishbone is superior to everything ever 

these shows were the best

But this was actually my whole childhood

You just listed my childhood.

Reblogging this again because “Between the Lions” made me the slightly intelligent young lady i am 2day. Thank.

You get that Cyberchase bullshit out of here right now.

FUCK YOU. YOU FORGOT THE REAL BEST ONE OF ALL.

When I grew up, I didn’t have a single channel aimed for kids. I had to make due with a couple kid’s shows that showed the bad episodes 10 times in a row, and the good episodes once in a blue moon on the 4 channels I had on my TV, and they were ALWAYS really fucking early in the morning, and even that fucking stopped on weekdays after a few years, so the only time I could actually watch them was 7-8 AM on SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS.

jazzyjanine:

rushawnoah:

xmizuokami:

lizaxchan:

favabean05:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

im crying

lol nice try, vegan

I FUCKING KNEW IT

its back

Yes, that’s tubby custard, but it’s also true that chicken nugget “meat” looks like that before they color it to look like real chicken meat. In fact, I’m tempted to make a video showing how to make chicken nuggets…